You're better off not seeing this.

The horns are the official ceremonial headdress of the head of the BayCHI Steering Committee. This photo was taken at the Steering Committee meeting of 10/7/97, which also happened to be the great Get-Involved-With-BayCHI Party. (Don't laugh! Many anchovies gave their lives for this party!)

Oh, by the way, I've lost 50 pounds since this photo was taken. See the other picture for a slimmer me.